(1)

If you want to ride a horse, you must first get on its back.
- Charles McGullough, 1st mayor of Greenfield/ North Dakota

(2)

Wisdom is an adult version of shameless curiosity.
- Dave Mumbee, British philosopher, born 1786

(3)

With every girl you meet: Wash! Rinse! Repeat!
- Joe Rocket, pickup artist

(4)

The performativity of language implicates the body in a dynamic process of signification, where meaning is both sedimented and subverted.
- Laura Bennett, critical theorist

(5)

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
- Anonymous

(6)

If it ain't broke, don't fix it
- Vince Lombardi (fictitious)

(7)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, followed by a wrong turn.
- Timothy Walker, travel enthusiast

(8)

To err is human; to blame it on someone else requires true leadership.
- Sarah O'Connor, corporate trainer

(9)

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.
- Nancy Brown, economist

(10)

You can't judge a book by its movie adaptation.
- Peter Clarkson, film critic

(11)

Patience is an adult version of waiting for dessert.
- Diane Miller, family therapist