(1)
If you want to ride a horse, you must first get on its back.
- Charles McGullough, 1st mayor of Greenfield/ North Dakota
(2)
Wisdom is an adult version of shameless curiosity.
- Dave Mumbee, British philosopher, born 1786
(3)
With every girl you meet: Wash! Rinse! Repeat!
- Joe Rocket, pickup artist
(4)
The performativity of language implicates the body in a dynamic process of signification, where meaning is both sedimented and subverted.
- Laura Bennett, critical theorist
(5)
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
- Anonymous
(6)
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
- Vince Lombardi (fictitious)
(7)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, followed by a wrong turn.
- Timothy Walker, travel enthusiast
(8)
To err is human; to blame it on someone else requires true leadership.
- Sarah O'Connor, corporate trainer
(9)
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.
- Nancy Brown, economist
(10)
You can't judge a book by its movie adaptation.
- Peter Clarkson, film critic
(11)
Patience is an adult version of waiting for dessert.
- Diane Miller, family therapist